An Introduction To My Adventures In Insanity Land

My dreams are insanely weird. I didn't really realize this until recently when I started telling my dreams to other people. My dreams look like real-life manifestations of a surrealist painting, while other people tend to use real things and real places. The only logical conclusion? My dreams take place in a world called Insanity Land. So, from now on, when I have one of my fun adventurs in Insanity Land, I will be sure to tell you all about it. Here's the first one:

I'm in a suburban subdivision. I am walking down a black, curvy, uphill street on a very dark and stormy night. The landscape kind of rises up before me like some sort of cartoon. It is raining, but I am staying dry despite my lack of umbrella. The street is lined with houses, none of which look like houses I have ever seen before. Each one is painted either red, yellow, green, (once in a while blue). They are shaped in these odd, polygonal geometric forms that look like three-dimensional renderings of graph-paper doodles you made in high school geometry class. Suddenly, I find myself inside one of the houses. (I didn't actually walk inside a house, I just kind of appeard inside. I don't know which house it was.) I knew I was there to watch a horror movie with my friend Jeff (I have no friend Jeff). I do not know what Jeff looks like, nor did I ever see him in the dream, but I know for a fact we sat down and started watching the movie on his couch. We never said a word to each other. I never saw the movie on the screen, but I knew we had watched it. At a random point in time, I looked over to notice Jeff was not on the couch (the fact that he had never really been there didn't seem to be a problem at the time). I got up from the couch, and walked into the kitchen area where I saw a clear garbage bag filled with unbuttered popcorn leaning against the corner between the back window and the counter. There was a green frog with extremely long legs swimming inside the garbage bag. I immediately concluded that this was my friend Jeff, who apparently had been turned into this frog as a result of seeing the movie.

Then I woke up.