My name is Matt. I'm white, I'm male, and I'm sorry.

30 December 2006

Papa's Got A Brand New Bag

Some of you may be familiar with my trials and tribulations concerning messenger bags. I find these sacks to be quite useful when going around campus, since their contents are usually much easier to access than a backpack. But also given the fact that I check out somewhere in the realm of fifty books a semester, they get a lot of wear and tear. My original "man bag" (as Shewara likes to call it) was an Israeli stormtrooper bag I bought from an army surplus store on the north side of Chicago. It lasted until September when one its clasps broke off while I was walking down Library Mall in Madison. A few days later I picked up a Timbuk2 knock-off from Target for the unbelievable price of $25.99, only to find a hole ripped through the bottom of that one by November (from all the books I had been carrying).

And so for Christmas Shewara took pity on me and bought me a totally awesome, hard core, exceedingly durable Swiss Army bag. I promise to take better care of this one. It looks much classier than its previous incarnations: black exterior with small Swiss Army logos, silver accents, and an orange-lined interior meant to be a subtle reference to my Illini days. Best of all, it has a hook where I can attach/detatch my car keys, which in turn hold my chapstick, so I will never lose that again. Shewara also gave me an orange and silver clip-on pen, another thing I always lose. So overall, this bag should make my life a lot easier. Thanks, Shewara!

And if you didn't catch it, the title of this post is a reference to the late and great James Brown. Hardest workin' man in showbusiness.

Shewara and I are heading down to Chambana today to see an exhibit and some old friends, and then tomorrow it is off to Madison for new year's celebrations. Be back on the 2nd.

15 December 2006

CNN Redux

Today's poll question:

Which do you think is cuter?

A) Babies

B) Panda Cubs


I said Panda cubs, since they are consistently cute, whereas some babies are straight-up ugly. And 61% of people agree with me.


In other news unimportant enough to make the front page of CNNonline, I am no longer using CNNonline as a news source.

al Jazeera English, as featured on the Daily Show, looked pretty nice.

Ceci N'est Pas Une Post

I've been told to update my blog.

I think it's more important to update the four papers I have to write.

Check in with me after the 22nd.

10 December 2006

Wes Anderson Is A Big Fan Of Costume Copies

As Shewara and I discovered over the past week when we watched two of Wes Anderson's very fine films: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004) and Bottle Rocket (1996). Life Aquatic, Anderson's most recent film, concerns the adventures and misadventures of a revenge-hungry underseas explorer and his crew (while accompanied by enchantingly catchy Portuguese covers of David Bowie songs). Bottle Rocket follows the delightfully ill-informed criminal escapades of two ex-mental patients, and a romance with a Paraguayan motel housekeeper.

I've always enjoyed Anderson's movies since first seeing The Royal Tenenbaums a few years ago. But now having seen three of his four movies (Rushmore still hasn't made it into my VCR/DVD player) I'm interested at how he manages to incorporate monochromatic costume copying into all his films.








In Bottle Rocket, all the characters in the movie's end heist sequence are wearing matching yellow jump suits, a tribute to their origins in a now-defunct lawn-mowing/theif operation. In The Royal Tenenbaums, Chas Tenenbaum and his two sons wear matching red Adidas athletic track suits; while in Life Aquatic all of Steve Zissou's crew members wear variations on red stocking caps. These variations turns into red turbans or a red baseball cap with no brim, but the essential design remains constant, especially for the main characters. I can only assume Rushmore incorporates this theme in there somewhere. I'm pretty sure it takes place at a prep high school, so maybe the matching school uniforms count.

Being a visual culture specialist, I could start to psychoanaylze Anderson here and talk about his hidden motivations or sociopolitical agenda behind this intriguing use of color. But I won't. I just think it looks fun.

In other news, Augusto Pinochet died today. I hope he suffered. Culo.

07 December 2006

CNN

Today's QuickVote Question on CNN.com's front page:

What is your reaction to the news that Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter is pregnant?

a) It's great
b) It's wrong


Those are my only choices? How about

c) It really doesn't matter what any straight or gay or anything woman decides to do with her body, because it's her own concern, not mine as a completely disconnected CNN.com reader.

And now back to extended coverage of the Britney/KFed breakup.

(By the way, 67% thought it's great. Which means 33% thinks it's wrong.)

03 December 2006

AIDS Awareness

Shewara introduced me to the UN's Report on the Global AIDS Epidemic, and it contained some interesting discoveries. Just a few highlights:

1. AFRICA: Bad, But Not As Bad As You Think: The continent of Africa continues to have the world's highest rates of AIDS infections. But across the continent, infection rates vary widely between age/gender groups, populations, and countries. Rates of infection in West Africa tend to be the lowest, and are steadily declining over the past few years. Cote d'Ivoire is at 8% (down 2% since 1997), and Senegal is steady at 2% over the past decade. East Africa has comparatively higher rates but is declining sharply in recent years. Kenya's rates have gone from 15% in 1997 to just 7% in 2005, a fact considered one of AIDS education's great victories. Tanzania went from 16 to 12 over the same span, another good sign. Southern Africa continues to be the worst. Swaziland has gone from 30% to 41% since 1997, and is still rising. Similar numbers are seen for countries across the region. Pregnant women are especially prone due to social pressures, sexual violence, and lack of safe sex education and condoms. AIDS rates among pregnant women in Swaziland can reach 50%. Overall, the continent's rates get much worse the more south you go. Sudan's rates are actually similar to that of the USA, as are the rates in the perennially scary DRC.

2. Other Places Are Getting Worse: Russia and Papua New Guinea have full-blown epidemics on their hands, with infection rates reaching historically high levels for each nation. In particular, Russia has more people with AIDS than any nation on Earth. In southeast and south Asia, AIDS infection is almost perfectly correlated to two factors: prostitution and drug use injection. The majority of people who use injecting drugs also pay for sex, and few prostitutes ever use condoms with the men who pay them. This forms a fertile breeding ground for HIV infection that cannot easily be stopped.

But this is again not true across the board. In India alone, infection rates among injecting drug users in Delhi have quintupled in the past 24 months alone, while in Bengal they have only little more than doubled. In Karachi, Pakistan, possibly the worst such situation on Earth, rates of HIV infection among injecting drug users went from 1% to 23% in less than a year. But why? A combination of factors: economic depression leads to higher rates of drug use, fewer needles to be used, and a complete lack of access to proper medical care. Tough problems to solve.

3. HIV Is Spread For A Number Of Reasons In the United States, Latin America, and Europe, HIV infection and transmission rates continue to be the highest among men who have sex with men. In Asia, these rates are highest among injecting drug users and people who engage in prostitution, while in sub-Saharan Africa the highest rates across the board are found in pregnant women, generally in their 30s. What this says is that the spread of HIV has as much to do with geographically-specific cultural factors as it does with scientific facts. Southern Africans are exceddingly poor and overall still adapting to harsh urban life - as a result they need to produce more children to have a greater chance at the few land and economic resources in the region, and as a result AIDS spreads quicker. This fact becomes less true as you go north, reflected in the lower infection rates. In the US and Europe, where such problems are not nearly as large of a concern, HIV infection becomes pushed to marginalized sexualities who are culturally denied acceptance of their sexuality, thus lifestyle, and thus safer sex practices.

Read the whole fascinating and visually engaging report here.

And please use a condom, every single time. No exceptions.

01 December 2006

Snow And Badgers

Two days ago it was sunny and 58 degrees in Madison. But that was November and this is December, the month that gives birth to winter and all the snowy precipitory goodness that comes along with it. It snowed two inches between last night and this morning, blanketing the city with a whiteness that blinded my eyes when I left my apartment around noon.

But that's good, I like snow. Gives me an excuse to wear my long classy winter coat and cashmere scarf, then feel much more relaxed when I come home from a long day of work. Tonight I will try to get some reading/writing accomplished, and maybe make some hot chocolate. Tomorrow I have to put together a power point presentation, do some more research on trade relations between Venice and north/west Africa, and then watch the Illini battle Arizona in Phoenix (officially listed as a "neutral" site - yeah right). Evening is a phone-movie date with Shewara, when we view The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

Also, as evidence of my new obsession with UW's mascot, I bought a little something for myself to complement my UI pillow:

Isn't he awesome?